rockape wrote:Hi Guy and Gals...
It's been a long time since posting, but i'm still fighting the corrupt system...
Recently i was stopped in my car without third party cover, by a man dressed in black masonry ragalia.
All the correct interactions with this policyman were followed, i dont stand under etc... after giving my name under duress, and threats of kidnap, this policyman relieved me of my property and seized my car.. having signed the seizure notice, again under duress and threats of kidnap, i waived my pride and joy goodbye.. next day i liberated my vehicle for the princely sum of £150.00 fiat currency, at the compound i manage to charm a photocopy of the transaction (something not usually allowed)...
2 weeks later court summons on my door step, within 7 days of reciept of the summons, sent back with my notice of conditionally acceptance(with all the trimmings) to the court by hand (recorded and reciept)... i Awaited a reply, court date passed as i did not feel i should attend, despite me wanting too and challenge their jurisdiction.. Letter recieved today £600 cost and 8 points in my absence...
Looking to go down the judicial review route next on the ground of procedural impropriety, now i'm still looking into what would be the best route
but any input would be welcome...
Hey Rockape,
Why waste any money into the corrupt system, when you could
quite easily turn things over to your advantage.
1) You did all of the clever stuff of A4V etc. however you have
not thought this through. Get your military brains working.
On the deck and give me 25. I got carried away there for a
moment.
There are these things called Maxims in Law. These are very
very valuable for your research. However, I am going to give
you the heads up on this one.
There is a Maxim which goes like so " He who makes the order
pays the bill". Think about that one for a bit. The picture will
become bright. Shit, I need the shades!
2) There is something that most people would not have the
balls to do. Well that takes care of about half the population.
As the other half do not possess them naturally. ;O) Switch your
negative into a positive. Much more fun as it fucks up the
oppositions thinking.

You're the
man!
Well you are probably looking at this and thinking what the hell
is this old fool talking about. The answer my friend is blowing
in the wind"
Sorry 'bout that got side tracked

Right let's get back to
business.
Oi wake up! There was no way you could win in the DVLAs' court
they paid for the "rent-a-judge" and the room. Of Course you
were bound to lose.
Write to the court thanking them for their time etc. and tell them
that you are not responsible enough to pay the fine and take the
points on your licence, as you are dead and lost beyond the seas.
Then tell them that it is your sincerest wish to make good the
misunderstanding concerning this matter.
Having explained the above you need to tell them you have
someone who is very happy to pay the bill for you.
Now they have a problem, as according to their statutes etc.
you being either dead, a thing or a person, are therefore
unable to deal with these delicate matters as they mean
nothing to you as you are already presumed dead.
As they dealt with this case in your absence, presuming you
were dead, the bill can also be paid for in your absence, 'cos
the presumption still remains. That aside, panic ye not.
As they were so gracious in allowing the CPS to represent the
DVLA, you were suitably impressed by their performance.
You were there in spirit. Therefore you wish to appoint the
same talentless douche bag as your personal representative.
You then appoint him as the fiduciary.
No solicitor or barrister is able to refuse your choice of
fiduciary. Once appointed they have to bat for you,
against themselves. I know it's not cricket but you
are not playing cricket. They are trying to screw you
right into the ground.
Wow! How cool is that ? Give the old fool, sorry I meant old
guy a pint.
That should cause some more pollutants to be released into
the atmosphere and increase our global warming. After all
it has been a abysmal summer this year.
Game, set and Match 3-0. Another great days work in
keeping the wheels of justice lubricated. SIMPLES!!!
All the very best Rockape.
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